Archive for April, 2008

  • War Kitten, Armed and Ballistic

    War Kitten, Armed and Ballistic

    And now for an important message from the galactic empire: .. I love the concept of “war kittens.” I mean, just sit and think about it for a while. W-a-r K-i-t-t-e-n-s. Ahhhhh. And on this middle of the week Wednesday, the hump day, the I...

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  • American Idolatry

    American Idolatry

    If you consider “America” to mean twelve year old girls who can text message on a cell phone faster than you can type on a keyboard and who can hit a high C sharp when they wail like banshees, then American Idol is a fitting...

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  • Border Collie Who? Are You?

    Border Collie Who? Are You?

    The people at Dogster have no clue about Border Collies. In one of those “answer some questions about yourself and we’ll tell you what cliché you are (replete with photo and code so you can advertise our website for us on your page)” quizzes, they...

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