They have the power.

An anonymous Democrat has found the Genie’s Lamp and been granted three wishes.

I’m sure of it.

I had my suspicions when the already liberal media dove head long into a long zombie-like trance of Oooobaaaamaaaa, losing all credibility and any claim on objective coverage. The handful of “gosh, were we really that biased? I guess we were!” retrospectives hardly make up for the propoganda they’ve been spewing.

Only a rub of the lamp could have made the media any more biased, and free market pressures certainly aren’t driving the sprint to the left. It must be black magic at work.

The latest development confirms it: Ann Coulter’s jaw is now wired shut.

I mean really, what are the odds? We all know that hypocrite progressive dipshits have been just dying to shut her up by resurrecting the Fairness Doctrine, but it looks like they’ve been given something to be really thankful for this Thanksgiving. It can’t be a coincidence, it must be a spell.

What could they possibly wish for next? I shudder to think. The possibilities are simply horrifying: the nanny state, the welfare state, unionized everything, Eurotrashification, enforced equality “aka share the poverty, share the stupidity,” Keith Olbermann for White House Press Secretary, the public crucifixion of Bill O’Reilly.

Let’s just be happy that they only get 3 wishes and almost all the genie stories turn out very poorly for the wishers: they get exactly what they want.