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Dad, Dale Carnegie, and Dogs

Posted on June 16, 2013 | 4 Comments
The Landauer legacy in Border Collies goes back to the 1960s when my father’s older sister bought their youngest sister a border collie puppy for her twelfth birthday. The five...
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Dogs Bomb at Cannes Film Festival

Posted on June 1, 2013 | 18 Comments
The 2013 Cannes Film Festival just wrapped up and anyone hoping for a charming dog movie the likes of Best In Show, Babe, or 101 Dalmatians left disappointed. There’s about...
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OFA to Rollout Carfax for Dogs

Posted on May 29, 2013 | 29 Comments
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: May 29, 2013 . CONTACT: Office of Frivolous Approvals 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, ST 86753-09E9 Phone: (573) 442-0418; Fax: (573)875-5073 OFA BOARD APPROVES “CARFAX” – A NEW...
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Luisa, Get Help!

Posted on May 10, 2013 | 18 Comments
Working Border Collie snobs like to reiterate that sheep work is serious business, but the truth is that the business of sheep is in serious condition with an unfavorable prognosis....
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Conformation at Westminster

Posted on March 12, 2013 | 13 Comments
They call it conformation for a reason. * * *Comments and disagreements are welcome, but be sure to read the Comment Policy. If this post made you think and you'd...
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Heterozygoats

Posted on April 12, 2012 | 10 Comments
* * *Comments and disagreements are welcome, but be sure to read the Comment Policy. If this post made you think and you'd like to read more like it,...
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Erma Bombeck’s Neurotic Dog

Posted on April 9, 2012 | 4 Comments
Erma Bombeck, humor columnist and author of books like “The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank,” published the following column in 1971. I imagine this is how my...
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Round Up Your Mates for a Guinness

Posted on March 10, 2012 | 2 Comments
You have one week to get a Border Collie and train it to trail specs to ensure that all your friends make it safe and sound to the Pub for...
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Bunnies Can Herd, Really!

Posted on February 1, 2012 | 27 Comments
Move over Barbie Collies, there’s a new herder in town that is adorably small, has perfect ear set and has a decidedly fluffy butt. And he’s not a show Border...
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An IKEA Dog Bed

Posted on December 14, 2011 | 9 Comments
I had my laundry neatly folded in an IKEA bag waiting to get put in a drawer and Dublin decided that he really liked the bold yet sleek Scandinavian design...
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  - UrbanCollieChick!: Great. Make me cry why don’t you.
  - Nora: This is really a lovely story. From the picture, Bongo looks like a small (and pretty hairy) Border Collie. How big was he do you think?
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  - Jess: That’s a lovely story, Christopher, thanks for sharing it.
- Katz Sells His Farm (15)
  - Erin: I want my own ashes spread on the trails I hike everyday with my dogs. I have their ashes and hope we will all be cast to the wind together one day. Silly sentiment I guess but it works for me. Hope all is well Chris. Just...
  - Raegan: Katz had two elderly Labradors and replaced them with a young Border Collie known to have behavior problems, and is stunned to discover the dog is not satisfied being a piece of office furniture.
  - Nora: I’ll have to read it, but from my experience with rescues, fosters, and volunteering at shelters, I have always thought that rescues of any breed are not special flowers, for the most part (obviously dogs that have been...
  - Christopher: Others will be happy to inform you of all the things he did wrong with the dog. My unique take on the issue is that he got two if those dogs from the same breeder who is here in Colorado. The sort of things you learn...
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  - Kathy Bittorf: Chris like you reading up on OCD The frequent upsetting thoughts are called obsessions. To try to control them, a person will feel an overwhelming urge to repeat certain rituals or behaviors called compulsions. People...
  - Kathy Bittorf: Sorry, Chris rose this topic to a very high academic level in my opinion of ‘critical thinking” and is quite refreshing in today’s society of lack of problem solvers. You might wish to review the entire...
  - Jen Robinson: Please restate in plain English. “Unconscionable and unrelenting retaliation counterpart of a fact or trait of a malignant narcissist social ideology group behavior.” Huh? I’d recommend George...
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- What Birds Say June 17, 2013
  From John Wilson :Owes something to There's a Hair in my Dirt I suspect...No water. TWO "meetings' tonight for those of us who want to sit in irritable crowds in the heat and not be able to shower afterward. […]
  Steve Bodio
- Clapton's Guns June 17, 2013
  Apparently Eric Clapton has commissioned and sold more guns than I have (and each and every one was probably worth more than my house). Many articles out there, a few by gunnies, some by folks horrified he would buy guns at all, some just concerned with auction prices. I assume we can all use Google, though I found fewer pix than I had hoped. One of the bet […]
  Steve Bodio
- A book that should be written June 16, 2013
  I often get requests for posts. I usually do my best to meet the request, and when I had more time on my hands, it was usually done within a week of the request. I don’t mind doing posts that readers request. You are the readers, and I’m not writing a diary. However, over the years I have noticed that I do get a lot of requests for posts on the history of […]
  retrieverman
- Clover's litter on a rainy morning June 16, 2013
  I have more photos of the pups on the Nursery Blog […]
  dinsdaledogs
- Baby in da house June 16, 2013
  I had an almost-finished post ranting about the evolution of the human pelvis, but I'm now bored with it. It can be summed up as: human birth is very poorly designed. Happily, both me and my baby survived it mostly intact. The dogs are doing very well with an infant do far: they're acting the exact way they do when I have a foster puppy or kitten […]
  Suzanne
- Smelling June 16, 2013
  But what is she smelling? […]
  retrieverman
- Nature overwhelms June 16, 2013
  This morning I woke up early and went outside. I went without the dog. I wanted to get the drop on the local deer herd, and because these deer worry constantly about the threat of coyote predation, I knew that going out with a big blond wolf probably wouldn’t help my chances. But while I was out stalking the deer this morning, I was overwhelmed. The sun, no […]
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