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We have no Chihuahuas either.
Posted on January 30, 2011 | 10 CommentsIn the last post I documented how the most inbred, most refined, most “perfect” and most human-needs serving fruit, the banana, is also at the most risk for global extinction.... -
Why do dogs ___ ?
Posted on December 23, 2010 | 13 CommentsGoogle has a feature called auto-complete where the search oracle will attempt to guess what you’re searching for based upon what previous users have queried. It provides a fascinating look... -
The Oven Ate My Turkey
Posted on November 24, 2010 | No Commentsreprint from 2008 Is your Turkey being held hostage by your oven? The oven door won’t open? Is your oven locked shut with your Turkey inside? Have you bent the... -
Border Collie and Mii
Posted on October 27, 2010 | No CommentsHere’s a little video I put together using my Xbox360 Avatar, which has a striking resemblance to me, and an adorable virtual border collie puppy. Notice that even in the... -
The Heart of Barkness
Posted on March 10, 2010 | 3 CommentsA mere 8 weeks after being forced out of the warm embrace of their mother’s womb, the sons and daughters of the Mighty Mercury and Magnanimous Mara stand but a... -
Multiple Orcasms
Posted on February 26, 2010 | 6 CommentsDisclaimer: This post is not for the faint of heart, the prude, or those who have but a small reservoir of hope left for humanity. Rated NC-17 for discussion of perverse sexual... -
Question & Answer Time
Posted on May 8, 2009 | 4 CommentsMore fun than keeping track of visitor traffic and subscribers (almost 90 readers and 20 followers now) is looking to see what search terms bring people here. The preponderance of... -
In Search of the Great American Hero
Posted on February 3, 2009 | 1 CommentAfter a decade, I still find this one of my favorite pieces. It was written for my college application essays and worked for Stanford and Yale. Harvard and Princeton didn’t... -
Ice, Ice, Baby
Posted on January 28, 2009 | No Comments.. My dogs love a good ice cube, as long as I wet it first so it doesn’t stick to their tongue. It’s a great way to cool them off... -
The Dog Toss
Posted on January 28, 2009 | No CommentsHere at Border Wars, we’re always on the lookout for potential new dog sports. Frisbee, flyball, agility, and dock jumping aren’t for everyone, and the more venues there are for...
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