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  • The Future Language of Dog

    The Future Language of Dog

    The Ancient, Modern, and Future Language of “Dog.” Part 1. The Ancient. Wherein the Author describes the Border War between Linguists on the history of the proto-word for “Dog.” Part 2. The Modern. Wherein the Author describes Dog’s omnipresence in modern language.Part 3. The Future....

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  • The Modern Language of Dog

    The Modern Language of Dog

    The Ancient, Modern, and Future Language of “Dog.” Part 1. The Ancient. Wherein the Author describes the Border War between Linguists on the history of the proto-word for “Dog.”Part 2. The Modern. Wherein the Author describes Dog’s omnipresence in modern language. Part 3. The Future....

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  • The Ancient Language of Dog

    The Ancient Language of Dog

    reprint from 8/23/07 The Ancient, Modern, and Future Language of “Dog.” Part 1. The Ancient. Wherein the Author describes the Border War between Linguists on the history of the proto-word for “Dog.”Part 2. The Modern. Wherein the Author describes Dog’s omnipresence in modern language. Part...

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  • A Sense for Words

    A Sense for Words

    One of the tried, true, and now extinct tests of language acuity on the SAT is the analogy. I mourn its passing. Analogies bring out relationships between words and concepts that I find fascinating. The short hand for analogies compares two words, presents you with...

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  • On "Hallelujah"

    On "Hallelujah"

    For the first post in the “Texutal Analysis 101″ series, I’d like to start with a song that is particularly vulnerable to shallow and hasty interpretations. The ironic and jaded lament for a lost and broken love, Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah. The casual reader might want...

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  • Textual Analysis 101

    Textual Analysis 101

    When was the last time you carefully listened to the lyrics of your favorite song and asked what was really happening? Too often we are swept away by the melody and the words are just embellishments as this NSFW R-rated, but funny, ad demonstrates: .....

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  • Signs of the Apocalypse I

    Signs of the Apocalypse I

    Do you know what incompetent educators do when they utterly fail to teach children English in an English speaking country, children of parents who speak no other language? They decide that they’ll elevate the garbage those children do speak to language level and declare victory....

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  • The Modern Language of Dog

    The Modern Language of Dog

    reprint from this blog 8/24/07The Ancient, Modern, and Future Language of “Dog.” Part 1. The Ancient. Wherein the Author describes the Border War between Linguists on the history of the proto-word for “Dog.”Part 2. The Modern. Wherein the Author describes Dog’s omnipresence in modern language....

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  • Dog Eats Typos

    Dog Eats Typos

    And for the final question on the Grammar Nazi Level 1 proficiency exam, can you overlook the cute puppy and baby to find the error in this published cartoon: Hint: You’re not proof-reading very carefully. Perhaps your editor needs to be fired. YAY, you win...

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  • Razvodit and Vodka

    Razvodit and Vodka

    Once there lived and existed a great learned man with a beard almost as long as God’s. And one day the people came to this man and said ‘Go to the Lord, and tell him of our misery.’ ‘I will go,’ said the man. So...

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