Mercury Archive

  • Caught in the Act

    Caught in the Act

    The Bark magazine is holding a contest for dogs “Caught in the Act” being naughty. The prize is appropriately a Vue Personal Video Network so you can monitor those devious dogs when you’re away. You’ve got a week left to submit your own photos, but...

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  • And Puppy Dog Tails

    And Puppy Dog Tails

    The best part about having a dog at stud is ample access to puppies with none of the hard work of being a breeder: no baths, no mopping, no puppy pads, no shots.  Weekly visits ensure an ample allotment of puppy breath, paws as big...

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  • The Heart of Barkness

    The Heart of Barkness

    A mere 8 weeks after being forced out of the warm embrace of their mother’s womb, the sons and daughters of the Mighty Mercury and Magnanimous Mara stand but a few days away from the great puppy diaspora whence they shall be tossed to the...

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  • Mercury Puppies at 4 Weeks

    Mercury Puppies at 4 Weeks

    Although Mara's unique expression of the Merle gene (or a heretofore unidentified modification gene) is still making exact classification of the pups a challenge, the one thing that's for certain is that they are all homozygous for CUTE.

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  • Mercury Rang the Bell

    Mercury Rang the Bell

    My little baby Mercury is a father! His present for his second birthday was his first co-ed sleep over with that hot red head Mara, and now she’s given birth to six beautiful and healthy border collie puppies. Oh they grow up so fast, and...

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  • A Family Affair

    A Family Affair

    Just over a year ago, I brought you news of Dublin’s love children with that feisty red-head Mara: the “other woman.”  In her bid to compete for the affections of the Astraean men, Mara couldn’t let Celeste hog all the lime light of celebrity so she and...

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  • We’re in DogJoy, TWICE!

    We’re in DogJoy, TWICE!

    My dogs only subscribe to one magazine, and that’s The Bark. And yes, it comes in their names. I tolerate their subscription, despite the magazine being published by the dirty bears in Berkley … sssssssssss … and the rather granola overtones of some of the...

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  • The Easter EGGEs

    The Easter EGGEs

    The Easter EGGEs, originally uploaded by AstraeanBorderCollies. In these tough times, it’s hard to keep up with the supposedly recession proof (read: you’re still going to spend a fortune, broke or not) pet toy industry. But I have a great tip for the best 5...

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  • Close But No Collie

    Close But No Collie

    In digging around the internet looking for picture and painting evidence of Queen Victoria’s dogs, it was impossible not to come across Sir Edwin Landseer. He was in with the Royal Family from before Victoria became Queen and was a specialist in animal–especially canine–paintings. Queen...

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  • Happy Birthday Puppies

    Happy Birthday Puppies

    A year ago today I was up all night with a very pregnant Celeste, taking her temperature and watching as she continually remade her nest in her kennel, then dug fruitlessly in the extra dog bed, then shredded the paper and the pads I had...

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